1. I knew I should have gotten that infection on my thumb checked out…
2. My thumb is so pissed right now… (incredible hulk reference)
Caption: John loves his "Lucky Godzilla Hairball". Dude, I hope you washed your hands after you touched that.
This is nothing. You should have seen what came out of the other nostril!
@human3rror – "Dear @mrsbear will you marry me? I am really sorry I only have this alga to give you, but I did tattoo your name or my wrist, so that should prove my love to you! Also if you marry me I promise to only wear really dorky {but cool} computer nerd shirts everyday. And I'll only blog/tweet/email 324 hours per week! Plus these glasses make me look a like a ninja warrior super hero! And I haven't even started on my Brad Pitish smile!"
@mrsbear – " sure, why not – but only if we can adopt @rick_smith!"
st. patricks day cotton candy!!
Broccoli flavored!
Seriously, it tastes just like chicken.
I haven't cleaned the lint out of my navel, in MANY years!
Bob the Tomato when left out too long
look. it's the same kind of egg that @loswhit came out of.
puaha. perhaps!
This american style seaweed is funny tasting…. here try some….
doh!
I don't use hair product. I rub some of this in my hair. Here, try some.
oh, snap.
I LOVE my Chia Pet! ch ch ch chia!
Just add water and sunlight to your cabbage patch fetus and watch it grow!!!
3 rules…dont get him wet…dont feed him after midnight…keep him away from sunlight
Don't worry, I'll just turn this into biofuel after lunch!
Not if you keep it at an optimal distance [as if you didn't know this...] – then it merely weakens him, so he can't escape your blog posting dungeon… [insert 3vil laughter here]
1. I knew I should have gotten that infection on my thumb checked out…
2. My thumb is so pissed right now… (incredible hulk reference)
Caption: John loves his "Lucky Godzilla Hairball". Dude, I hope you washed your hands after you touched that.
This is nothing. You should have seen what came out of the other nostril!
@human3rror – "Dear @mrsbear will you marry me? I am really sorry I only have this alga to give you, but I did tattoo your name or my wrist, so that should prove my love to you! Also if you marry me I promise to only wear really dorky {but cool} computer nerd shirts everyday. And I'll only blog/tweet/email 324 hours per week! Plus these glasses make me look a like a ninja warrior super hero! And I haven't even started on my Brad Pitish smile!"
@mrsbear – " sure, why not – but only if we can adopt @rick_smith!"
st. patricks day cotton candy!!
Broccoli flavored!
Seriously, it tastes just like chicken.
I haven't cleaned the lint out of my navel, in MANY years!
Bob the Tomato when left out too long
look. it's the same kind of egg that @loswhit came out of.
puaha. perhaps!
This american style seaweed is funny tasting…. here try some….
doh!
I don't use hair product. I rub some of this in my hair. Here, try some.
oh, snap.
I LOVE my Chia Pet! ch ch ch chia!
Just add water and sunlight to your cabbage patch fetus and watch it grow!!!
3 rules…dont get him wet…dont feed him after midnight…keep him away from sunlight
Don't worry, I'll just turn this into biofuel after lunch!
http://dewde.com/2009/02/this-is-an-inside-joke/
peace|dewde
dude. i hate you.
music to my ears.
Want my spinach candy floss?
"We've replaced John's regular loofa with a wad of algae. Let's see what happens."
"@mrsbear this is for you"
puaha. best one yet.
she never writes back
yeah. that's true.
Hey Honey, how long has this cauliflower been in the refrigerator?
puaha.
Is that epic hate?
oh yah.
Here's the chunk of kryptonite I use to make Superman write all my blog posts! Of course, it's getting kinda moldy now…
but… doesn't kryptonite kill superman?
dude. gross.
i have no caption. but i would love to know where your t-shirt came from
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a friend's business.
Not if you keep it at an optimal distance [as if you didn't know this...] – then it merely weakens him, so he can't escape your blog posting dungeon… [insert 3vil laughter here]
What clogs the bathtub drain at Shrek's house.