It was a typical day at the Saddington family household… I was type-type-typing away at my computer, browsing the web, reading up on how Obama is going to save the planet by changing everything, publishing a blog entry, scanning through a thousand RSS feeds, and tweeting… all at the same time.
“Ctrl-Tab” in Firefox is pretty much the best shortcut ever created for the web browsing experience, by the way.
My wife, who was facebooking-it (or at least that’s what I assumed she was doing) got up abruptly from the table and walked over to the kitchen.
She bent over, cocked her head to one side, and looked right into my face and blurted:
“I know exactly why you loooooooooooooooooooove the internet!”
I sat up a bit straighter, fixed my position, closed the laptop a tad, and braced myself…
“Ok… … so… why?”
She said:
You love the internet because it’s like a game to you. You think you can WIN the internet.
I tried to hold back a laugh and look deadpan serious… I’m not sure it worked very well.
My wife says the most profound things ever. I’m glad I married her. I definitely married “up.”
But seriously… it made me wonder if there was some truth to her claim…
So let me k,now if you win. Then I will admit defeat.
Well. she does know you, probably better than you know yourself. We are often blind to our weak spots.
you're starting to remind me of the blind teacher on "Kung-Fu" who always has wise things to say…[youtube WCyJRXvPNRo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCyJRXvPNRo youtube]
Well, our grasshopper ha smuch to learn. Should we not teach him?
Well, our grasshopper has much to learn. Should we not teach him?
he thinks he knows already
\”Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.-Yoda
Do we call him Darth 3rror?
puahaha!
puaha.
that she does…!
you can't win. i win.
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Checkmate, Sue!
pwned
Sue > John
hahaha!
Are u trying to win the Internet? Like the Google guys started out trying to download the internet.
So how high up on the leader board are you? And where can I register for this competition?
I would like to be the Desert Eagles guy in the match.
lol
she's got your # johnny-boy
FTW!
I stick with my story: I'm searching for the end of the Internet.
P.S.
The block quotes are a bit HUGE, no?
… yeah. perhaps…
Um. You definitely married up. No doubt.
at least you´re not trying to BE the internet… and btw, i love large blockquotes, but i´m not trying to win them