LOL. My oldest gave me this card for Christmas:
… about right.
I’m going to keep this close and put it somewhere where everyone can see it… because it’s kind of true.
Although, I’m not entirely happy with the fact that my body has been trained (my own darn fault) to need coffee as a functional requirement for me to get my day started, but, I do enjoy this consistent fixture in my morning and I have no plans of changing it at this time.
C’est la vie.