G-BearBear

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BearBearJr. misses G-BearBear…

You know, when I think of the word ‘travesty,’ the first thing that pops into my little brain is Jessica Simpson…

ISN’T THAT A JACKED UP MENTAL CONNECTION?!?

But, you see, not really.  I have recently heard, for the millionth time, Jessica Simpson’s poor rendition of ‘Take My Breath Away.’  For all those who don’t know what the word ‘travesty’ means, here is the Merriam-Webster definition:

a debased, distorted, or grossly inferior imitation

So, there you have it.  Jessica Simpson’s rendition of the much-beloved song ‘Take My Breath Away’ is a debased, distored, and grossly inferior imitation.

How could one do that to a song, especially a song from the Top Gun Movie and Soundtrack!?!

I have thus placed, for all your listening pleasure, the original song on my xanga, so you could once again believe in the love songs so true…

PUUUUUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Or, at least, believe that this song is actually a good song.

‘Tootles!’ say the bearbears.